Tales from Midlife – Echoes from the Parallel Universe
Host Sisse Jensen shares personal stories and reflections about midlife, framing it as an alternate universe where women can make themselves the main character. She argues that divorce isn't the end, and that the road to reclaiming one's life can be difficult, scary, and tearful, yet also full of hope, magic, and possibility. The podcast reassures listeners that midlife may just be the beginning, with new timelines and chances waiting to be discovered.
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Stuck, Pushing Forward, or Moving Backwards
After my divorce, I found myself back in the waters that tasted like my 20s. Men started to check in. One British, dashing douchebag heard the call. The other, a homeless surfer dude, floated by with zero interest in commitment. And I’m asking myself; what direction am I moving, exactly? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episo
New Pipe Dreams
At 47, half your life is done. The big questions are supposed to be over: What should I be as an adult? Will I have kids? Who should I marry? Where can I live? And… do I have enough money for that full-moon party trip to Thailand?But are the questions really over? How much can I toss up in the air again without ruining the lives of all the people suddenly depending on me, including myself? This is
When A broken Heart Takes You Places
Scratching an itchy scab can compare to that amazing first bite of a meaty kebab after a boozy night out.You know that moment when you finally tell your self-discipline to go f**k itself and you just give in—your hard fingernails rubbing up against that itchy spot that’s been begging for momentary relief.That’s sort of how a broken heart can feel to me. Sort of a painful relief.This is the story o
The Man Who Taught Me to Love Fiercely
Popular fiction often blames “daddy issues” for women’s struggles with love and maintaining healthy relationships. And how often do the strippers in movies come from a background with an absent father? Well, my daddy loved me—and he was an amazing man—so he’s not to blame for my bad luck in love. For that reason, I want to tell you the story of a man who (almost) cured leprosy, traveled the Silk R
The Torture of Not Being Seen
I have gone through hostage training and learned how to endure under extreme pressure and torture scenarios, but nothing prepares me for mornings where his gaze never meets mine. The kitchen chaos, the clanging dishes, the yelling all pale in comparison to the silence between us. Not being seen, not being recognized, feels like its own kind of captivity. What I do next might not be a good strategy
The Mistakes I Should Be Done With (Surfer Dude Part 2)
This is the tale of a midlife woman in Copenhagen who, fresh out of divorce, falls into a romantic fantasy with a surf instructor in Costa Rica who borrows a bed in a hostel, owns no long pants and no bank account. Part 2. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com
The Mistakes I Should Be Done With (Surfer Dude, Part 1)
This is the tale of a midlife woman in Copenhagen who, fresh out of divorce, falls into a romantic fantasy with a surf instructor in Costa Rica who borrows a bed in a hostel, owns no long pants and no bank account. Part 1. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com
The life-stopping fears of a midlife divorcee
I suffer from a stifling fear for my survival. That fear has nothing to do with thoughts of being kidnapped, killed, or raped in these menacing, chaotic, and blatantly dangerous war zones. In those places, I have always felt protected. The imperfection soothes me. And being there, I always had the distinct feeling that something or someone had created an invisible shield around me. Nothing could h
Hold My Beer, I’m About to Fight My Face
Your face might not be what it was. The mirror might reflect a different version of you than the one you see in your mind’s eye. You’ve tried the needles, the peelings, the lifts—and honestly, you’re just exhausted from fighting an uphill battle. None the less, here is a love letter to your face. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to b
The Girl Who Wanted to Be Claimed
Do you keep ending up with men who are not only emotionally unavailable, but also extremely efficient at being physically unavailable too? The kind who always have a hobby, mission, project, or deeply serious personal interest that keeps them just out of reach? This is a fairytale about that specific type of absence. And about what it does to you when wanting to be chosen turns into shrinking your
The Least Rock ‘n’ Roll Moment of All Time
A story about sitting in a French class in the 90s, half bored, half drifting, while a Celine Dion ballad plays and somehow takes over the whole room. In that moment it clicks how the story of love we were fed was really about erasing yourself, shrinking your needs, and reshaping yourself so a man might choose you. And suddenly it all feels a bit unhinged in hindsight. This is a public episode. If
The Scornies and the Leavies: Two Sides of the Midlife Goodbye
A story about what happens after love ends. When you become either the one who stays too long (a scornie) or the one who leaves (a leavie). Heartbreak lives on both sides. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aparalleluniverse.substack.com
